Babies are great, they are cute, they are quiet and their needs are simple to fulfil. Toddlers, on the other hand…
Whilst the ability to have a conversation with your little one is obviously wonderful, there are times when it can be infuriating. Here are a few of the most annoying things we hear on an almost hourly basis!
I do but I don’t
Do you want a wee? Do you want a snack? Sometimes it’s easier just to not ask!
Answering a question with a question – perhaps our little one is destined for a life in politics! Whilst questioning the world around them should be encouraged, saying “why” repeatedly as the answer to any simple request can be a test of any parents sanity!
When I were younger…
Our toddler loves to start an anecdote with this – they’re usually made up, I think it might even be him remembering his dreams (pretty sure we never had a whale over for lunch). But, come on, you’re three years old!
It was an accident
This phrase has quickly become a favourite, given its seeming ability to absolve our toddler from almost any crime!
Do you have any funny quotes to share? Let us know in the comments!